Three’s a Crowd – Parody of Mika’s Book Signing
Proving the old adage that three’s a crowd, three people showed up at a Washington Borders Book Store to stand in line to meet and greet Mika Brzezinski and receive a signed copy of her new blockbuster book.
The customers, who describedl themselves as liberal thinking fans of Ms. Brzezinski, included Chiris Matthews, Keith Olbermann and Zbigniew Brzezinski!
Chris Matthews commented “It was great seeing my old friend and collegue from our days working in the Carter Administration and as we stood in line Zbigniew, Ziggie, as we called him, discussed how Carter would have achieved the same agenda Obama has, if it weren’t for the great malaise of the American people at that time!” Chrissy added that “I’m so excited in receving my copy of Mika’s book and the awesome atmosphere of this great assembly of fans and customers, I have to admit that I loss contol of my blatter, again, and pissed my pants”
Keith Olbermann commented. “I have not read Ms. Brzezinski’s book, but I’m sure it’s going to be an excitingand awe inspiring best seller, because unlike SARAH PALIN, Mika can read and write” (chuckle, wink)
Chris Matthews added another comment, saying “this incredible book signing party, I think you can call it, is going to only get better and better. As soon as Joe, Willie and Barnacle get off the air, they all have said they are coming straight over to this mall and there will be another crowd standing in line to buy a copy of this incredible, sure to be best seller!”
Zbigniew Brzezinski, said “As far to your point about my daughter’s book becoming a best seller, I can tell you, I am currently involved in high level negotiations with the Obama Administration and they seem quite in agreement with the concept of using unspent stimulous funds to purchase copies of this book en masse and making them mandatory readiing for all school children!”
January 17th, 2010 at 2:02 am
Aller Anfang ist schwer! (Every beginning is difficutl!) This is a good beginning. I look forward to reading the blog in the future.
January 17th, 2010 at 7:34 pm
quiller
Submitted on 2010/01/16 at 2:49am
If her old man didn’t spring for lunch, she’d spend the day’s profits and maybe her whole advance from the publisher, to boot.
If her old man didn’t spring for lunch, she’d spend the day’s profits and maybe her whole advance from the publisher, to boot.
quiller
quiller
Submitted on 2010/01/16 at 2:20am
In publishing, unsold copies earn no royalties to authors.
I hope her old man sprang for lunch, or there goes the advance they paid her.