Quote from Teabaggin Harry on Feb 9^th, 2010, 12:41am:

 
Currently, someone pays him to clean up.

Quote from Corpsman Bert Akbar Zib on Feb 9^th, 2010, 12:39am:

It's all about market value. You take what you can get. I'm perfectly content with my salary. If money was really important to me, I would have taken steps to work toward a higher-paying career. I'm fine with rich people getting richer. It's irritating when unionized teachers, for example, complain about how they're being so underpaid. Did anyone put a gun to their heads and say that they had to become teachers? They also complain about athletes making millions of dollars. Well, again, it's market value. People will pay money to watch a great pro athlete like LeBron James or Peyton Manning or Derek Jeter play ball. But nobody's going to buy tickets to watch a professor bore everyone into submission with a classroom lecture.

Quote from Corpsman Bert Akbar Zib on Feb 8^th, 2010, 10:25pm:

We should save these for when the moron returns.
This one and where he claimed a teleprompter comes in twos.

Quote from Corpsman Bert Akbar Zib on Feb 9^th, 2010, 9:17pm:

Obamas twin?

Quote from Solar Rightwing Extremist on Feb 9^th, 2010, 9:27pm:

Well he's dumb enough for two people...