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Mar 26th, 2008 at 8:45pm
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Reply #1 - Mar 26th, 2008 at 10:16pm
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And I hadn't had much to eat other than the nine fried chicken lips in in my back pocket.
I treated the the burns on the bottom of my feet and filled the bath with a strong mixture of Dawn dish washing liquid and chlorine.
If I ever get my hands on the.....

As Mikey would say' next! Grin
  
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Reply #2 - Mar 27th, 2008 at 6:07am
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... the miserable worm that left the bag of pigeon droppings on my front steps ... I'm going to go straight to the ACLU and file a whistle-blower lawsuit agains them.

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Reply #3 - Mar 27th, 2008 at 10:04am
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The ACLU opens its doors at 9:00 a.m. sharp on a cloudless hot day in Miami.  The sun beats down on the silver revolving door and you breathe in the dank odor of limp air conditioning and too many bodies in a small room.  Clutching your pigeon droppings, you approach the desk, where the young Latina girl is filing her nails. Snapping her gum, she glances up and with a bored tone in her voice, says "Can we help you?".
  
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Reply #4 - Mar 27th, 2008 at 2:34pm
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"Yes you can help me" I said in my best Erol Flynn trousers. I want you to sue the head of he pigieon union for wanton pigieon pooping.
The girl behind the desk instructed me to have the pigion droppings safely stored away for future use. I caught the next piano to the bank.
"I want to deposit these droppings for future use". "Of cours sir" replied the bank manager. I'll have these put in your own vault so, if anything happensto them...it's your own vault"....
  

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Reply #5 - Mar 27th, 2008 at 2:35pm
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And in another attempt to impress the young lady at the bank with my wit and charm, I say, "Have you got a mouse in your pocket?"  Well, whoda' thunk, that was the first time this young lovely had heard that pick-up line.  Her jaw fell crashing to the floor and with those big almond eyes all aglow she said ... "

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Reply #6 - Mar 27th, 2008 at 9:40pm
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"Is that Orson Welles in your trousers or are you just happy to see me"...
  

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Reply #7 - Mar 27th, 2008 at 10:39pm
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Upon hearing that, my snappy comeback gland started working overtime.  I took a deep breath and then lambasted that smart-mouthed sweetheart with a great big ... "O YEAH?"  I don't think she was expecting such a lethal discharge because all blood drained from her head.  And in her bravest voice she said ... "

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Reply #8 - Mar 27th, 2008 at 11:39pm
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Nox wrote on Mar 27th, 2008 at 10:39pm:
Upon hearing that, my snappy comeback gland started working overtime.  I took a deep breath and then lambasted that smart-mouthed sweetheart with a great big ... "O YEAH?"  I don't think she was expecting such a lethal discharge because all blood drained from her head.  And in her bravest voice she said ... "

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"Ivana" she replied.

Before I could think, I asked "Ivana Iguana?"

"Fine," she answered, "but you'll have to get your own."
  
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Reply #9 - Mar 28th, 2008 at 12:17am
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And then I said, "Okay."

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