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Chinese wedding night
Jun 5th, 2011 at 11:58am
 
Young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin.  Truth be told, he, a waiter in a restaurant, is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.

"My darring," he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly for her request).
She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have heard about from other girls... Nummaa 69."

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her..

"You want... Garlic Chicken with corrifrowa?"

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Re: Chinese wedding night
Reply #1 - Jul 28th, 2011 at 8:30am
 
yea Chinese are so hot&sexy people.
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