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Would you allow a lib to tell you how to urinate?
Jun 17^th, 2012 at 5:32am

...In Sweden, the lawmakers think they do have that right.

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A Swedish political party is taking a stand against upright urination.

At a county council meeting Monday, the Left Party, or Vänsterpartiet, tabled a motion that would require office washrooms to be genderless with a sit-down-only requirement, reported the news agency Tidningarnas Telegrambyrå.

For men who might refuse to comply, party representatives suggested a separate set of toilets clearly labeled for stand-up urination only.

Vänsterpartiet, known as a socialist and feminist organization, believes seated urination is healthier for men and more hygienic for both sexes.

Party speakers cited medical research they said shows men empty their bladders more efficiently while seated. Improved bladder evacuation reduces the risk for prostate problems, according to the party. It also helps men who sit rather than stand achieve a longer and healthier sex life, it said.

Viggo Hansen, a substitute council member who authored the motion, told Sveriges Television that that the move does not represent an attempt to meddle in the bathroom habits of citizens.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/yourcommunity/2012/06/stop-stand-up-urination-for-men-swe...

Nah, no meddling at all, in the warped view of feminists and other leftist idiots. Next: "Tampons: You're Doing It Wrong."

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crepe05 LNF Speaker LNF Bunker Offline I Love Liberty News Forum! Posts: 11,196 Louisiana Gender:	Re: Would you allow a lib to tell you how to urinate? Reply #1 - Jun 17^th, 2012 at 5:45am Dimmit. If I want to stand when I urinate, I'll stand.
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quiller LNF Speaker LNF Bunker Offline Reinstate dueling for Congress Posts: 21,948 michigan Gender:	Re: Would you allow a lib to tell you how to urinate? Reply #2 - Jun 17^th, 2012 at 5:50am crepe05 wrote on Jun 17^th, 2012 at 5:45am: Dimmit. If I want to stand when I urinate, I'll stand. And so you can, if you desire. Photos of female urinals.... http://images.google.com/search?tbm=isch&hl=en&source=hp&biw=1024&bih=585&q=fema...
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Re: Would you allow a lib to tell you how to urinate?
Reply #3 - Jun 17^th, 2012 at 6:06am

quiller wrote on Jun 17^th, 2012 at 5:50am:

And so you can, if you desire. Photos of female urinals....

http://images.google.com/search?tbm=isch&hl=en&source=hp&biw=1024&bih=585&q=fema...

Yeah, but if they tell the guys to sit, I'm sure they're going to want me to sit, too. It's time to rebel!! "Stand to urinate. Stand to urinate. Stand to urinate". But please clean up if you miss.

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Re: Would you allow a lib to tell you how to urinate?
Reply #4 - Jun 17^th, 2012 at 6:10am

crepe05 wrote on Jun 17^th, 2012 at 6:06am:

Yeah, but if they tell the guys to sit, I'm sure they're going to want me to sit, too. It's time to rebel!! "Stand to urinate. Stand to urinate. Stand to urinate". But please clean up if you miss.

One restaurant I visit has a men's room sign reading, GENTLEMEN, YOUR TARGET IS NOT AS CLOSE AS IT APPEARS

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Re: Would you allow a lib to tell you how to urinate?
Reply #5 - Jun 17^th, 2012 at 8:55am

Healthier for a guy to sit? In a public toilet?

Ladies, next time you use a public toilet, check and see how much room there is between your pelvis and the inner circle of either the seat or bowl and decide if you'd like to fit some dangling part of you in there where thousands of other guys have also tried to do the same. Clearly this was decided by someone who has never brushed that part of himself against the inside of a public toilet. If you ever feel like you needed a shot of penicillin...

In addition, for the ladies, a male doesn't have to be aroused sexually to have a partial erection. This is especially true for adolescents. As most guys can tell you, sitting and urinating in that state is all but impossible.

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Jack Fate LNF Representative2 Offline I Love Liberty News Forum! Posts: 2,732	Re: Would you allow a lib to tell you how to urinate? Reply #6 - Jun 17^th, 2012 at 9:19am I have long suspected that lefty men sit down when they piss and now this confirms my suspicions.
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quiller LNF Speaker LNF Bunker Offline Reinstate dueling for Congress Posts: 21,948 michigan Gender:	Re: Would you allow a lib to tell you how to urinate? Reply #7 - Jun 17^th, 2012 at 10:04am Jack Fate wrote on Jun 17^th, 2012 at 9:19am: I have long suspected that lefty men sit down when they piss and now this confirms my suspicions. What gave it away? Nothing dangles?
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ccd2002 LNF Party Leader Offline Don't Retreat-RELOAD Posts: 4,430	Re: Would you allow a lib to tell you how to urinate? Reply #8 - Jun 17^th, 2012 at 5:53pm Just remember..don't sprinkle when you tinkle.
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patrick2 LNF Majority Leader Offline I Love Liberty News Forum! Posts: 5,316 Gender:	Re: Would you allow a lib to tell you how to urinate? Reply #9 - Jun 17^th, 2012 at 6:41pm The european parliament will end up telling euroweenies how to comb their hair and blow their nose.
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