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A jewish joke
Jul 3rd, 2012 at 12:09am
 
(Not my intention to offend anyone - don't read if you don't like jokes with a religious context.)

A jewish guy visited his rabbi.  "Rabbi, I have a problem - it's my son.  I gave him a terrific bar mitzvah.  I spent a fortune on his education.  Now he comes to me and tells me he's converting to Christianity."

Rabbi:  "You think YOU have a problem?    I gave MY son a spectacular bar mitzvah.  I TOO spent a fortune on his education.  Then he told ME he's converting to Christianity."

Jewish guy:  "What did you do?"

Rabbi: "I took the problem to God."

Jewish guy:  "What did He say?"

Rabbi: "He said - 'Funny you should bring this problem to me.....' "

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Re: A jewish joke
Reply #1 - Jul 3rd, 2012 at 12:53am
 
nice... pretty funny.
not sure the education or bar mitzvah apply.  still...
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Reply #2 - Jul 3rd, 2012 at 8:30am
 
patrick2 wrote on Jul 3rd, 2012 at 12:09am:
(Not my intention to offend anyone - don't read if you don't like jokes with a religious context.)

A jewish guy visited his rabbi.  "Rabbi, I have a problem - it's my son.  I gave him a terrific bar mitzvah.  I spent a fortune on his education.  Now he comes to me and tells me he's converting to Christianity."

Rabbi:  "You think YOU have a problem?    I gave MY son a spectacular bar mitzvah.  I TOO spent a fortune on his education.  Then he told ME he's converting to Christianity."

Jewish guy:  "What did you do?"

Rabbi: "I took the problem to God."

Jewish guy:  "What did He say?"

Rabbi: "He said - 'Funny you should bring this problem to me.....' "

Jews have a great sense of humor. The Ninth Chapter of John is a very funny scenerio.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John+9&version=NIV

For those who appreciate Jewish humor here is a website with over 2500 modern Jewish jokes.

http://www.awordinyoureye.com/

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