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losing weight
Oct 23rd, 2014 at 7:17pm
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OK I've been 210lbs for a while.

Quack says I should be 185.

I made the moves.

Lost twenty.

Problem: asymmetry.

One buttock effectively vanished.

I now have a three pack.

You know what "jowls" are?

Yeah?


I have a jowl.

A.  Jowl.



One of the flobbly bastards.

  

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Re: losing weight
Reply #1 - Nov 2nd, 2014 at 11:46pm
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If you exercised both legs you'd still have a complete buttocks.
  

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Re: losing weight
Reply #2 - Feb 21st, 2015 at 11:22pm
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Limey. wrote on Oct 23rd, 2014 at 7:17pm:
OK I've been 210lbs for a while.

Quack says I should be 185.

I made the moves.

Lost twenty.

Problem: asymmetry.

One buttock effectively vanished.

I now have a three pack.

You know what "jowls" are?

Yeah?


I have a jowl.

A.  Jowl.



One of the flobbly bastards.



Hah.  I'm 255 and the quack says I should be 185, too.  I said no, I should be 8 feet tall.  Working on it as I type this.
  

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