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Mahatma Gandhi
Feb 23rd, 2015 at 11:16am
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Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a...super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis."
  

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Reply #1 - Mar 10th, 2015 at 10:31am
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I really though this one was the best, or at least tied with the saran wrap.
  

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Reply #2 - Apr 26th, 2018 at 9:59am
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groan
  

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Reply #3 - Apr 27th, 2018 at 8:52am
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robth wrote on Apr 26th, 2018 at 9:59am:
groan



message or messenger?
  

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Reply #4 - May 1st, 2018 at 10:19pm
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Nah, it was funny the first five times I heard it.
  

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Reply #5 - May 3rd, 2018 at 12:28pm
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robth wrote on May 1st, 2018 at 10:19pm:
Nah, it was funny the first five times I heard it. 



but, "groan" seems awful harsh considering all the other hundred-year-old jokes here. Especially this one,
http://www.libertynewsforum.com/cgi-bin/politics/YaBB.pl?num=1427593791

And there’s always the chance that someone has never heard it.


  

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Reply #6 - May 24th, 2018 at 1:12am
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billy.pilgrim wrote on Feb 23rd, 2015 at 11:16am:
Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a...super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis."


Shouldn't that be vexed?
  

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Reply #7 - May 25th, 2018 at 9:27am
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It came to me as hexed. I agree that "vexed" would be more accurate, but doesn't "hexed" relate better with "mystic"?

Just curious, have you heard this before?
  

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Reply #8 - May 25th, 2018 at 4:08pm
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billy.pilgrim wrote on May 25th, 2018 at 9:27am:
It came to me as hexed. I agree that "vexed" would be more accurate, but doesn't "hexed" relate better with "mystic"?

Just curious, have you heard this before?


First time for me.
  

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