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Wet floor.
Jul 21st, 2015 at 11:27pm
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Two police officers responding to a domestic disturbance with shots fired arrive on scene.  After discovering the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor, they call their sergeant back at the station.
 
"Hello Sarge."
 
"Yes."
 
"It looks like we have a homicide here."
 
"What happened?"
 
"A woman has shot her husband for walking on the floor she had just mopped."
 
"Have you placed her under arrest?"
 
"No sir.  The floor is still wet."
  

Says the guy who "lost his shit after January 20, 2009."
(Or, am I the “guy who shit his pants on 9/11 and spent the entire GWOT behind the safety of his monitor”?  I can never remember.)

"He was born with the gift of laughter and the sense that the world was mad."
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Re: Wet floor.
Reply #1 - Aug 22nd, 2015 at 11:02am
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GrinLOL! good one
  
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