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Earthquake in the Middle East.
May 11th, 2016 at 1:30pm
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A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East. Two million Muslims die and over a million are injured.  Iraq and Syria are totally ruined and the governments don't know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.

Britain is sending troops to help keep the peace. Saudi Arabia is sending oil & monetary assistance.  Latin American countries are  sending clothing.  New Zealand and Australia are sending sheep, cattle and food crops.  The Asian countries are sending labor to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.  Canada is sending medical teams and supplies.

President Donald Trump, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Muslims.

God Bless President Trump!!!


  

Says the guy who "lost his shit after January 20, 2009."
(Or, am I the “guy who shit his pants on 9/11 and spent the entire GWOT behind the safety of his monitor”?  I can never remember.)

"He was born with the gift of laughter and the sense that the world was mad."
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Re: Earthquake in the Middle East.
Reply #1 - Jul 1st, 2016 at 4:05pm
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"President trump"!  Grin

That's a good one! Smiley
  

Non sequitur:

Rodney Your Teas Ready wrote on Mar 2nd, 2017 at 4:30am:
... that has less power than a hair dryer used by a eunuch.



Rabbit_Reborn wrote on Feb 5th, 2017 at 5:40pm:
...that makes me a moron.
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Reply #2 - Oct 26th, 2016 at 10:25am
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BowHunter wrote on Jul 1st, 2016 at 4:05pm:
"President trump"!  Grin

That's a good one! Smiley


He had me going too. Waiting to the very end to inert an otherwise one liner - brilliant
  

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"I am sure Trump is like me."
"There is no capitalism under Obama’s rule. He is a fu8&^ communist."
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Re: Earthquake in the Middle East.
Reply #3 - Dec 9th, 2016 at 1:40pm
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billy.pilgrim wrote on Oct 26th, 2016 at 10:25am:
He had me going too. Waiting to the very end to inert an otherwise one liner - brilliant



weeks later on edit - I have no idea what I was trying to type, but it shirley wasn't inert
  

the wis-dum of acrhie
"I am sure Trump is like me."
"There is no capitalism under Obama’s rule. He is a fu8&^ communist."
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Re: Earthquake in the Middle East.
Reply #4 - Dec 9th, 2016 at 4:16pm
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billy.pilgrim wrote on Dec 9th, 2016 at 1:40pm:
weeks later on edit - I have no idea what I was trying to type, but it shirley wasn't inert


After smoking a joint, it all comes back, or maybe it was the sign at Winsels


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