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Oct 24th, 2016 at 11:32am
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Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery on the Campaign Trail. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald, "See how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie. I will definitely win the election."

The Donald says to Hillary: "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."

Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says: "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick."

Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. Trump swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him a second one. Trump eats it. Then Donald asks for a third pastry, and eats it too.

The baker is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks : "What did you do with the pastries?"

Trump replies: "Look in Hillary's pocket."
  
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Reply #1 - Oct 24th, 2016 at 12:16pm
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