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blond women are sooooo dumb
Mar 16th, 2017 at 10:32am
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A blind man walks into a lesbian bar by mistake. He sits down at the bar and orders a drink.
He sips his drink for a while, and then announces that he has a blonde joke to tell.

The bar turns dead quiet. With a deep voice, the woman sitting next to him says, “Before you tell your joke, I’d just like to inform you that:

1. The bartender is a blonde woman.
2. The bouncer is a blonde woman.
3. I’m blonde, 6’4’’, 260 pounds and have a black belt in karate.
4. The woman next to me is also blonde and she’s a professional weightlifter.
5. The woman on your right is also blonde and she’s a professional wrestler.

So now that you know this, are you sure you want to tell your blonde joke?”

The blind man shakes his head and says, “Oh. Well, never mind then.”

The woman laughs and says, “I thought so, you don’t want to get your hind-end kicked, do ya.”

The blind man replies, “No, it’s not that, I just don’t want to have to explain the joke 5 times.”
  

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