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Re: Should I run for President of Liberty News Forum?
Reply #300 - Jul 5th, 2017 at 11:44pm
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Proclamation #1:



It is hereby proclaimed from now and henceforth that the use of marijuana
is not only legal, but condoned and even encouraged by the LNF Powers That Be.

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It is hereby proclaimed from now and henceforth that the first two patron saints
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and the poster once and mainly known as Carol or LadyLawyer. Other posters will be
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Re: Should I run for President of Liberty News Forum?
Reply #301 - Jul 6th, 2017 at 3:02am
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You're a terrible President.


Missed opportunity in your first 100 hours.

Marijuana shouldn't be legal.

Certainly not condoned



It should be compulsory.
  

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Under Communism, it's the exact opposite.
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Re: Should I run for President of Liberty News Forum?
Reply #302 - Jul 6th, 2017 at 9:26am
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Limey wrote on Jul 6th, 2017 at 3:02am:
You're a terrible President.


Missed opportunity in your first 100 hours.

Marijuana shouldn't be legal.

Certainly not condoned



It should be compulsory.



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Don't make me build a wall across the Atlantic Ocean,
because I swear on the Queen's honor that I will do just that.

P.S. Margaret Thatcher was a thug.

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Re: Should I run for President of Liberty News Forum?
Reply #303 - Jul 6th, 2017 at 9:31am
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Now that I am president, The forum is already 17% better,
some people say 37% better, and some people are even saying
more than that, than it was just one week ago. You're welcome!

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Re: Should I run for President of Liberty News Forum?
Reply #304 - Jul 6th, 2017 at 7:47pm
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President b@m@ FvcktrvmP be@u wrote on Jul 6th, 2017 at 9:26am:
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Don't make me build a wall across the Atlantic Ocean,
because I swear on the Queen's honor that I will do just that.

P.S. Margaret Thatcher was a thug.

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Mrs. T was a vile politician.


Build that wall.

Make Iceland pay.
  

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Re: Should I run for President of Liberty News Forum?
Reply #305 - Jul 6th, 2017 at 9:59pm
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Limey wrote on Jul 6th, 2017 at 7:47pm:
Mrs. T was a vile politician.


Build that wall.

Make Iceland pay.


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Iceland, you say?

I was thinking of calling the mid-Atlantic wall which will 
separate Britain from her former colony "Hey, Adrian's Wall",
and then taxing unwitting Philadelphia movie goers to pay for it.

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Re: Should I run for President of Liberty News Forum?
Reply #306 - Jul 6th, 2017 at 10:01pm
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Re: Should I run for President of Liberty News Forum?
Reply #307 - Jul 7th, 2017 at 5:41am
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Now that you are President,  can you make Capt Obvious post more boob pictures?  He's been very slack.

On a similar point,  Bert needs to use those jiggle bikini gifs more often too.


I am all for treating women with respect and supporting their dignity,  but this should be tempered with a certain amount of ogling
  

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Re: Should I run for President of Liberty News Forum?
Reply #308 - Jul 7th, 2017 at 6:00am
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Limey wrote on Jul 7th, 2017 at 5:41am:
Now that you are President,  can you make Capt Obvious post more boob pictures?  He's been very slack.

On a similar point,  Bert needs to use those jiggle bikini gifs more often too.


I am all for treating women with respect and supporting their dignity,  but this should be tempered with a certain amount of ogling


Bert needs a vacation. He hasn't taken one from this board in ten years.
  

Non sequitur:

Donkey Hoe Tay wrote on Mar 2nd, 2017 at 4:30am:
... that has less power than a hair dryer used by a eunuch.



Rabbit_Reborn wrote on Feb 5th, 2017 at 5:40pm:
...that makes me a moron.
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Re: Should I run for President of Liberty News Forum?
Reply #309 - Jul 7th, 2017 at 10:28pm
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I will soon begin my world wide inauguration which some people
are saying will be as big as the swearing in of a new Pope, the
World Cup, the Super Bowl and the swallows returning to Capistrano
all rolled into one, times a hundred. It is sure to be the most
watched and attended event in world history. U2 will be playing
there, as will many other bands. There are rumors of some big
reunions including Orchestra Baobab and maybe even Ruben Blades
and Willie Colon. This is sure to make LNF the biggest online political
forum in the history of the Internet. I'm hoping to be sworn in by
President Obama or maybe even President Elect Hillary Clinton.
At this point the only performer still holding out is our own Fiddler.
Maybe he just needs a little encouragement. C'mon Fiddler . . . fiddle!

TYFYS.

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