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Nov 4th, 2017 at 10:10am
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Pharmacist  to customer: “Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a  proper prescription ...  Simply showing marriage certificate and wife’s picture is not  enough."


A  bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – “Which book has helped you  most in your life?”
The  woman replied, “My husband’s cheque book !!”


A  prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called, ’Husband – the  Master of the House?’"
Sales  girl: “Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!”




Someone  asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – darling,  honey, luv.  What’s the secret?"
Old  man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her."

Wife:  I wish I was a newspaper – so I’d be in your hands all day.

Husband:  I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every  day!
 
Husband  to wife – “Today is a fine day."

Next day he says: “Today is a fine day.” 

Again, next day, he says same thing – “Today is a fine day."

Finally,  after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband –
“Since  last week, you have been saying 'Today is a fine day..'" I am fed up. What’s the  matter?”

Husband : Last week when we had an argument, you  said,
“I will  leave you one fine day.”  I was just trying to remind you  ......”

  
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Reply #1 - Dec 8th, 2017 at 4:27am
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Czarcasm wrote on Nov 4th, 2017 at 10:10am:
A  prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called, ’Husband – the  Master of the House?’"
Sales  girl: “Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!”


Hahaha! Sounds like something my wife would say.  Grin
  
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