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Nov 29th, 2017 at 11:35am
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If by some miracle (!) Roy Moore is not elected to serve as the designated
Alabama child molester in the US Senate, I have come up with a TV reality show
to replace Duck Dynasty. On this new show, the two time reject from the Alabama bench
(how bad do you have to be before that happens?) will look for Jesus in the undergarments
of unsuspecting under age Alabama girls. Now I know that not everyone will watch such a show,
but apparently it will be popular among at least half of Alabama's registered voters,
and if what I see and hear on LNF and elsewhere is true, it might be a big hit among
redneck reactionaries, amoral assholes, trumP supporters and Republicans in general.

I guess we'll all find out in a couple of weeks.

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If you were aware enough to read people, you would realize that he was set up, as many now think he was.
  
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Lea wrote on Nov 29th, 2017 at 12:15pm:
If you were aware enough to read people, you would realize that he was set up, as many now think he was.


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Right . . . much like we had to believe that Obama's mother "planted" birth notices in Hawaiian newspapers in 1961,
we now have to believe that dozens (hundreds?) of people, including but not limited to his many victims, have been aware of
and discussed Moore's molestations over the years as part of a pretense to a plot to challenge his run for the US Senate in 2017.

It looks like we have our first Jesus in the Panties viewer right here, folks! Forget Duck Dynasty. This new show is going to be a monster!

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Of all those who have recently been accused, he is the only one I suspect was set up. I guess we will soon see if the voters agree with me.
  
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Lea wrote on Nov 29th, 2017 at 12:15pm:
as many now think he was.



Coincidentally it's the same Alabama voters eager to watch the "Find the Christ in the Crotch" pantie show..
  

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Had my people shop this idea in front of Roy Moore's people.
While they continue to insist that all those women made up all
those molestation stories and then continued to talk about them
for almost 40 years in the hope that someday they could come
forward to wreck any bid that Moore ever made for the US Senate,
we were able to get a couple of his staff to acknowledge the idea
and to say that if the worst happens, Moore might even be interested,
as long as none of the prospective girls were black, Muslim, Mexican,
Jewish, Italian, Native American, MesoAmerican, Inuit, Israeli,
African, Middle Eastern, Asian, taller than him or older than 15.

IOW, the usual.

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