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Old Navy Pilot ...
Feb 12th, 2018 at 10:58pm
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An old Navy Pilot sat down at a Starbucks, still wearing his old Navy flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.  She turned to the pilot and asked, “Are you a real pilot?”

He replied, “Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?”

She said, ”I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women”

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "Are you a real pilot?"

He replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.” 


  

Says the guy who "lost his shit after January 20, 2009."
(Or, am I the guy who shit his pants on 9/11 and spent the entire GWOT behind the safety of his monitor?  I can never remember.)

"He was born with the gift of laughter and the sense that the world was mad."
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