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blonde joke
Apr 12th, 2018 at 5:44pm
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A blonde driving through the desert toward San Diego sees a truck on the side of the road.  She stops to see if she can be of help.

The driver of the truck says yes.  He says he's gonna be stuck on the side of the road for at least two hours getting his truck going again, and he has two chimpanzees he was delivering to the San Diego Zoo with him that are distressed over the heat.  He asks "Would you take them to the San Diego Zoo?" and offers her $200 for her help.  She says "Of course!"  So the two chimpanzees are put in the back seat, buckled securely, and off she goes.

A few hours later, the man arrives in San Diego and is startled to see her walking down the street holding hands with each chimp, one with her right hand and one with her left.  He stops and says "What're you doing??? I gave you $200 to take them to the zoo!!!"

She says, "I know!  But I had money left over so now we're going to Sea World!"

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