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May 31st, 2018 at 11:54am
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A Muslim, Bahai, Jew, Christian, and an atheist meet to discuss the purpose and meaning of life.  Each is given two minutes.  All but the atheist protest this is not enough time but rules are rules.

The Muslim starts off, and at the end of his time summarizes "the purpose of life is to discover our creator." The Bahai finishes with his summary "the purpose of life is to be of service to humanity."  The Jew summarizes with "the purpose of life is to prepare for the coming of the Messiah."  And the Christian summarizes with "the purpose of life is to be like Jesus."  The atheist just says "accidit stercore."
  

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Reply #1 - Jun 3rd, 2018 at 12:44pm
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Huh, weird.  You get a bunch of different, contradictory answers on the meaning of life - with no way to tell which are right or wrong - and you think that's an argument that there's obviously a right answer.  Bizarre.
  

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Running Deer wrote on Jun 3rd, 2018 at 12:44pm:
Huh, weird.  You get a bunch of different, contradictory answers on the meaning of life - with no way to tell which are right or wrong - and you think that's an argument that there's obviously a right answer.  Bizarre.


I think he was trying to make a small joke, without much success I must add.
  

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Reply #3 - Jun 18th, 2018 at 1:31pm
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To crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And to hear the lamentations of their women.
  

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Reply #4 - Jun 18th, 2018 at 4:05pm
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So god can point a laugh at our suffer (If there was one).
  

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek
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robth wrote on Jun 18th, 2018 at 1:31pm:
To crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And to hear the lamentations of their women.


Conan?
  

When Q hears gallop noises he doesn't think zebras; he thinks there's a Democrat behind a curtain, making gallop noises.
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