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Reply #10 - Jul 8th, 2018 at 4:21am
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When Jasmine goes swimming in the ocean in Hawaii, the tsunami sirens go off.
  

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Reply #11 - Jul 8th, 2018 at 4:23am
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Bama Blue Wave Beau wrote on Jul 8th, 2018 at 1:05am:
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That may not be true.
But that doesn't matter
because I'm only joking.

Nor is it hurtful, cruel or mean
because it's only a joke, I swear!

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You once told me in a PM that you pay your male escorts a $500 premium for every inch above 6 that they provide to you.

I doubt you remember telling me the secret. You seemed pretty drunk.
  

If FaceBook memes and twitter accounts can sway elections, then either accept it as the new reality or let's figure out a new form of government. Because democracy is therefore unfit in the modern age.
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Reply #12 - Jul 8th, 2018 at 4:25am
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Ulysses wrote on Jul 8th, 2018 at 4:21am:
When Jasmine goes swimming in the ocean in Hawaii, the tsunami sirens go off.

Women who don’t conform to the patriarchy’s standard for female beauty are deserving of scorn and ridicule.
  

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Reply #13 - Jul 8th, 2018 at 4:28am
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NASA scientists are looking into using Jasmin's gravitational pull to deflect killer mega-asteroids off a collision course with Earth.

The only problem is that we as yet don't have a rocket with sufficient payload capacity.
  

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Reply #14 - Jul 8th, 2018 at 4:33am
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If you have to work at it, it won't be funny.
  




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Reply #15 - Jul 8th, 2018 at 4:35am
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Rabbit_Reborn wrote on Jul 8th, 2018 at 4:25am:
Women who don’t conform to the patriarchy’s standard for female beauty are deserving of scorn and ridicule.


funny, how we never hear from you when Jasmine makes one of her crazy bitch remarks...
  

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I've been thinking about how I can respond conversationally without coming across as a total dick.

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Reply #16 - Jul 8th, 2018 at 4:39am
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Orthopedic Kevin wrote on Jul 8th, 2018 at 4:33am:
If you have to work at it, it won't be funny.


Let's not forget that bert looks exactly like Uncle Fester.
  

Queshank wrote on Oct 25th, 2018 at 9:13am:
FC,

I've been thinking about how I can respond conversationally without coming across as a total dick.

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Reply #17 - Jul 8th, 2018 at 5:30am
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I think the OP was being less than gentlemanly.


While I believe that there are, literally, no subjects off limits for humour I also believe that hurtful accusations of a personal nature need to be handled carefully.

Suggesting that Jasmine’s pimp would charge customers by the pound is an unpleasant thing.






It strikes at his business sense and would cause him personal distress. With the customer base being fat-fetishists from Japan, his prices would be in kilogrammes.
  

Under Capitalism, Man exploits Man.

Under Communism, it's the exact opposite.
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Reply #18 - Jul 8th, 2018 at 5:34am
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Limey. wrote on Jul 8th, 2018 at 5:30am:
I think the OP was being less than gentlemanly.


While I believe that there are, literally, no subjects off limits for humour I also believe that hurtful accusations of a personal nature need to be handled carefully.

Suggesting that Jasmine’s pimp would charge customers by the pound is an unpleasant thing.






It strikes at his business sense and would cause him personal distress. With the customer base being fat-fetishists from Japan, his prices would be in kilogrammes.


I don't know if that blimp has a pimp...

...the customer must feel like Ahab...
  

Queshank wrote on Oct 25th, 2018 at 9:13am:
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I've been thinking about how I can respond conversationally without coming across as a total dick.

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BowHunter wrote on Jul 8th, 2018 at 4:35am:
funny, how we never hear from you when Jasmine makes one of her crazy bitch remarks...

It’s actually not funny, if you think about it.

Getting all offended from gender/race/sexuality jokes is not something the right wing gets upset at generally. So putting up a hypocrisy mirror to Jasmine wouldn’t really make sense.

But showing a leftist making fun of physical characteristics or some sort of protected class does utilize the hypocrisy-mirror effectively.

The right’s untouchable classes are police and military. That’s where they become snowflakes.
  

If FaceBook memes and twitter accounts can sway elections, then either accept it as the new reality or let's figure out a new form of government. Because democracy is therefore unfit in the modern age.
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