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Amazon Offers Same-Day Coat Hanger Deliveries to Alabama, Georgia, Ohio
May 15th, 2019 at 7:41pm
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Amazon Offers Same-Day Coat Hanger Deliveries to Alabama, Georgia, Ohio

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Amazon has announced that will now offer same-day delivery of certain items ordered and delivered within the states of Alabama, Georgia, and Ohio.

“One thing Amazon has always prided itself on is identifying and filling a hole in the market when one crops up,” Amazon Deputy Media Liaison Shirley Vaughn told reporters at a press conference this morning. ...

“We have special agreements in place with all our vendors in those states that will help expedite the delivery of those items,” Vaughn said. “The only real concern we have is if the coat hangers, bleach, and rags can be produced fast enough to meet demand. There are going to be tons of 14 year old daughters of staunch Republicans making these orders.”

Amazon will also offer special packaging for coat hangers, bleach, and rags. “We’ll put them all in a box marked, ‘Guns, Ammo, and Bibles,’ so it won’t arouse any suspicions from local authorities,” Vaughn said. “That should help get the boxes straight through to the rape victims and adult women wanting to make their own sexual reproductive choices in a place quickly devolving into a theocratic fascist Christostate. Which is, of course, just another opportunity for us to stretch our profit margins a little wider.”


Might be a good time to buy stock in Amazon.


  

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Re: Amazon Offers Same-Day Coat Hanger Deliveries to Alabama, Georgia, Ohio
Reply #1 - May 15th, 2019 at 7:47pm
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Ulysses wrote on May 15th, 2019 at 7:41pm:

Grin
  

wyattstorch2004 wrote on May 8th, 2019 at 8:18pm:
They work harder, improve their income, and/or spend less money until they have the means to save.
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they have done truly amazing things in a relatively short period of time...I've been impressed with them as a customer over the years...
  
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They are adopting the Japanese perspective.

There are never any insurmountable problems.

There are only "difficult opportunities".

  

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Reply #4 - May 15th, 2019 at 8:12pm
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Whatever it takes to kill babies, I suppose.
  

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Reply #5 - May 15th, 2019 at 8:13pm
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Deliveries are always good. You never want to abort them.
  


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Reply #6 - May 15th, 2019 at 8:16pm
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Jasmine wrote on May 15th, 2019 at 8:13pm:
Deliveries are always good. You never want to abort them.

Well played Grin

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So nice to see LNF sea sponges supporting a theocratic fascist Christostate.
  

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Reply #8 - May 15th, 2019 at 8:21pm
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Ulysses wrote on May 15th, 2019 at 8:19pm:
So nice to see LNF sea sponges supporting a theocratic fascist Christostate.

If that means being anti-abortion, I'm definitely that. Roll Tide!
  


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theocratic fascist Christostate

Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin


  

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