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Re: OT: What lessons have you learned so far in life?
Reply #30 - Aug 12th, 2019 at 7:53pm
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Jasmine wrote on Aug 12th, 2019 at 5:44pm:
I've learned to accept that people will let you down. Boyfriends, coworkers, church friends - even family members - will let you down on occasion. It's just human nature. Only God will never let you down.

Because of that, I've learned not to worry about what other people say or think. Only God matters because He always knows the truth. A lot of people will only see what they want to see and believe what they want to believe.




Reminds me of a girl I was friends with briefly in college.  She was gorgeous, but didn't get many dates or friends.   She told me the reason - her family ran a funeral home, and people were scared "death" would rub off on them, or something.  Anyway, she said her family was "the last people to let you down".  I told her don't use that humor on prospective boyfriends.
  
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patrick2 wrote on Aug 12th, 2019 at 7:53pm:
Reminds me of a girl I was friends with briefly in college.  She was gorgeous, but didn't get many dates or friends.   She told me the reason - her family ran a funeral home, and people were scared "death" would rub off on them, or something.  Anyway, she said her family was "the last people to let you down".  I told her don't use that humor on prospective boyfriends.

Ha ha! Cheesy
  


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patrick2 wrote on Aug 12th, 2019 at 7:53pm:
Reminds me of a girl I was friends with briefly in college.  She was gorgeous, but didn't get many dates or friends.   She told me the reason - her family ran a funeral home, and people were scared "death" would rub off on them, or something.  Anyway, she said her family was "the last people to let you down".  I told her don't use that humor on prospective boyfriends.
MY grandfather was a funeral director.  He used to be fond of saying that " Business is picking up".  (Back in his day, funeral directors had to go to the scene of accidents and on occasion actually scrape up remains off the road with a shovel....  Embarrassed )
  

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Life lesson...  Hmmmm...  "NEVER leave your cellphone in your back pocket when you take a dump.."

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Greg55_99 wrote on Aug 12th, 2019 at 8:54pm:
Life lesson...  Hmmmm...  "NEVER leave your cellphone in your back pocket when you take a dump.."

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On the subway, put a mouse trap in there instead...
  

 
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Reply #35 - Aug 12th, 2019 at 10:19pm
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Wally Wants A Wall wrote on Aug 12th, 2019 at 8:25pm:
MY grandfather was a funeral director.  He used to be fond of saying that " Business is picking up".  (Back in his day, funeral directors had to go to the scene of accidents and on occasion actually scrape up remains off the road with a shovel....  Embarrassed )



There's a whole genre of "business" jokes like that:

"How's business?"

Plumber: "in the crapper."

Refuse engineer:  "in the dumps."

Elevator Operator: " Up and down."

Janitorial Service:  "We're cleaning up."

Fireworks salesman: "Really Booming."

Psychiatrist:  "Insane".
  
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Re: OT: What lessons have you learned so far in life?
Reply #36 - Aug 13th, 2019 at 5:08am
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Expect nothing and you'll never be disappointed, but may occasionally be pleasantly surprised.  Cool
  

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Re: OT: What lessons have you learned so far in life?
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patrick2 wrote on Aug 12th, 2019 at 10:19pm:
There's a whole genre of "business" jokes like that:

"How's business?"

Plumber: "in the crapper."

Refuse engineer:  "in the dumps."

Elevator Operator: " Up and down."

Janitorial Service:  "We're cleaning up."

Fireworks salesman: "Really Booming."

Psychiatrist:  "Insane".


The cemetery is a popular place. People are dying to get in, but the competition is stiff.
  

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Re: OT: What lessons have you learned so far in life?
Reply #38 - Aug 13th, 2019 at 6:17am
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Limey. wrote on Aug 13th, 2019 at 5:54am:
The cemetery is a popular place. People are dying to get in, but the competition is stiff.

The Marble Orchard needs more fertilizer.  Roll Eyes
  

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Re: OT: What lessons have you learned so far in life?
Reply #39 - Aug 13th, 2019 at 6:43am
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Limey. wrote on Aug 13th, 2019 at 5:54am:
The cemetery is a popular place. People are dying to get in, but the competition is stiff.

You guys must be running out of space for those.
  

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