MISS MCCAIN: Hey!! There’s an economics chatroom!
MISS MCCAIN: Helloooo? Echo! Echo!
*Michael M. signs on*
MICHAEL M: Whuddup Miss McCain?
MISS MCCAIN: Hi!! Who are you?
MICHAEL M: I’m Michael Moore!
MISS MCCAIN: Oh…… hey Mike!!! How are you?
MICHAEL M: Fine… just muckraking. I’m here to spread lies about what these people are saying.
MISS MCCAIN: ….
*Keith Olbermann signs on*
KEITH OLBERMANN: Hello! Hello!
MISS MCCAIN: Keith!!!!!!! What have you been up to? I have not seen your show for almost a month..!
KEITH OLBERMANN: Kissing Rush Limbaugh’s ass… now I want to go for the nutsack..
MISS MCCAIN: ……
*Rush Limbaugh signs on*
RUSH LIMBAUGH: Hey I am here to study some economics for my site!
MISS MCCAIN: Hey Rush!
RUSH LIMBAUGH: Hey there girly! Just you let you know, you are not going to learn anything with Michael Moore and Keith Olbermann around.
MISS MCCAIN: I know… you might be right. Keith in particular has not changed since he lost his only viewer… me.
RUSH LIMBAUGH: Well good. You don’t need to be listening to liberal nonsense anyway…
*Amity Shlaes signs on*
AMITY SHLAES: Hello!
MISS MCCAIN: Hi Amity!!!
RUSH LIMBAUGH: Hey A…
AMITY SHLAES: Hi Miss McCain and Rush Limbaugh. By the way: Miss McCain, I thought you hated me…
MISS MCCAIN: I don’t anymore… I find your lectures very informative…
RUSH LIMBAUGH: She’s trying to learn some conservative info around here…
AMITY SHLAES: Well, good. And not to be mean, but I think you need to leave..
RUSH LIMBAUGH: Hmmm yeah Miss, the liberals will come any minute….
MISS MCCAIN: But I want to see what other economists are here.
AMITY SHLAES: Miss McCain, I am *SERIOUS*. LEAVE!!!!! Leave why you can!!
RUSH LIMBAUGH: As a friend of yours, I agree with Amity.
*Brad DeLong returns from private chat*
BRAD DELONG: Hey,you Republicans need to quiet down!!!!!
RUSH LIMBAUGH: Put a sock in it Brad…
BRAD DELONG: Hey, go back to your campaign with Sarah Palin…
RUSH LIMBAUGH: Go back to your “I hate republicans” routine…
*Brad DeLong signs off*
AMITY SHLAES: Miss McCain… now you can leave!!
MISS MCCAIN: Not so fast Miss Amity, I want to see more economists…
RUSH LIMBAUGH: Just like a rebel to her parents…..
*Paul Krugman signs on*
PAUL KRUGMAN: Keynes!!! Where did he go??
MISS MCCAIN: Ummm he’s dead sir…..
PAUL KRUGMAN: NOOOOOOOOOO I saw him in my dreams!!! Keynes!!!!!!!!!!!!
MISS MCCAIN: It’s a dream Paul… don’t take Keynes too seriously….
PAUL KRUGMAN: How dare you insult the lord and me in vain! Wait until I tell Mike what you did….
*Paul Krugman goes to private underground chat*
AMITY SHLAES: Miss McCain……………… LEAVEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
RUSH LIMBAUGH: I am about to go… I know better than to be here when Mike is on….
AMITY SHLAES: Same here….
*Michael K returns from the private underground chat*
MICHAEL K: Miss McCain, all I can say is: GET A STINKING EDUCATION!!!!!!!!
RUSH LIMBAUGH: Leave her alone Mike….
MICHAEL K: Rush…. go back to Publix and fill yourself up with hellilum [sp?]…
RUSH LIMBAUGH: Grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
*Rush Limbaugh signs off*
AMITY SHLAES: Miss McCain……..NOW!!!
MICHAEL K: ……. and you, need to get out of the economics chatroom, you know nothing about economics…
AMITY SHLAES: I know more than you. *I* have a degree!
MICHAEL K: Whatever revisionist historian…
MISS MCCAIN: I am *NEVER* going to learn economics at this rate so I am out…
AMITY SHLAES: Right behind you…
*Miss McCain signs off*
*Amity Shlaes signs off*