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My Waterboarding Experience

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

Okay, as you all know, there has been much debate recently about this so-called “waterboarding” interrogation technique. Some people call it torture, while others insist it is merely an unpleasant-but-effective technique designed to get crucial information. Well, as a public service to my friends at the Liberty News Forum, I decided to undergo this “waterboarding” [...]

Reality Bites

Monday, April 13th, 2009

Sometimes, reality can take all the fun out of posting in forums.
Or maybe, it’s a needed wake-up call that reminds us of what’s truly important in life.
Everyone has his or her own reasons for participating in Internet forums. Some people love to debate the issues. Others seek to sway others to their side of political [...]

How Bow, Brown Cow?

Saturday, April 11th, 2009

*FOX NEWS ALERT!* We now take you live to the White House, where President Jasmine is addressing the national media. She is expected to discuss her side of the story about the controversial greeting she presented Saudi King Abdullah last week. This controversy is remiscent of 2009, when then-President Barack Obama bowed before King Abdullah. [...]

How Did We Get Here?

Saturday, April 11th, 2009

I think, by now, it should be obvious to any intelligent observer that America has gone beyond dipping its toe in the socialist waters to test the temperature. Under Barack Obama and his administration, we’ve practically dived in head first.
But Obama, I think, is merely a symptom of the cancer. What caused this?
I [...]

Term Limits?

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

Here’s a skit that focuses on the idea of term limits for our power-hungry moguls in Congress. I firmly believe that much of the problems we have in government today are due to the fact that we allow these people to make careers out of politics. They’re so focused on keeping their seats in power [...]

Count Your Blessings

Saturday, March 28th, 2009

The local newspaper headline this morning said it all: “Jobless Rate at 30-Year High.” The accompanying news article says that Hawaii’s unemployment rate has reached 6.5%. That is a huge jump because not too long ago that number was about 2.5%. Yes, things are tough all over, even in paradise.
I know of at least six [...]

Skit: President Obama’s “Special” Bowling Challenge

Sunday, March 22nd, 2009

Here’s a recent skit I wrote after the small controversy over President Obama’s “Special Olympics” remark on the Jay Leno show. The ironic thing is that I use “Special Olympics” jokes all the time.
“This is a Fox News Alert! We now take you LIVE to Washington DC, where President Obama is competing against a [...]

With Love and Aloha…

Sunday, March 22nd, 2009

Welcome back, everyone, to an all-new edition of “All That Jaz!”
Some of you may know that I had a previous blog, but that was lost when I left the Liberty News Forum for a few months. Although I didn’t update it very often, it was award-winning stuff. If you never read it, you really missed [...]