Christmas fun zone

[Belladonna]

That is a good name for a band, Mac!

And witchy calm down..we don't eat dogs! lol

[MacPhantom]

Sheep guts, yes. Copious amounts of beans, sure. But dogs, no. We do not eat dogs.

[adrian]

i don't know

there's a pretty good/skeptical chinese buffet around here that i eat at ALL the time.... even IF they serve dog lol

[Spookymufu]

aaawwwwwwww puppies!

[adrian]

hahaha great pic spook

i'll cut your grass for $50

[MacPhantom]

AwwwwWWWWWW!!!!!!!

PUPPIES!!

Let me guess... That photo was taken just moments before you tied them in a sack and drowned them in a lake before they could grow up to be welfare queens, right??

[Spookymufu]

about two years ago we were out looking at houses and while we were at this one house we heard whining from under it, I looked in the crawlspace and there were these two puppies under there, no mamma, no other litter mates, just these two......so I played with them and the real estate agent ended up taking them home. No one lived in the house, it was up for sale but no one lived there, she called the owners and they told her the puppies were all alone, no mom, so she couldnt leave them there all alone.....I wonder how big those dogs are now.

[MacPhantom]

Well shet ma mouf.

[Andybev01]

what's this thread again?

I think that they found this tree in Sharon Tate's house...

[Andybev01]

Ah, that warm feeling of Christmas that only carcinogens can give.

[Andybev01]

After a few more of these Bob and Janet went at each other with broken tree-toppers.

[Belladonna]

Great pic Spooky!

I like the old traditional decorations too, Andy.

[Andybev01]

Thanks. Sometimes the old stuff can be pretty scary...

'Yeah' she thought, 'just what did I do to deserve this?!?'

[Andybev01]

Think of this as the Christmas version of 'wicker Man'...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/have-y ... e-christma

[NeverMore]

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Wrapping Presents with a Cat

1. Clear large space on table for wrapping present......

2. Go to closet and collect bag in which present is contained, and shut door.

3. Open door and remove cat from closet.

4. Go to cupboard and retrieve rolls of wrapping paper.

5. Go back and remove cat from cupboard.

6. Go to drawer, and collect transparent sticky tape, ribbons, scissors, labels, etc. . .

7. Lay out presents and wrapping materials on table, to enable wrapping strategy to be formed.

8. Go back to drawer to get string, remove cat that has been in the drawer since last visit and collect string.

9. Remove present from bag.

10. Remove cat from bag.

11. Open box to check present, remove cat from box, replace present.

12. Lay out paper to enable cutting to size.

13. Try and smooth out paper, realize cat is underneath and remove cat.

14. Cut the paper to size, keeping the cutting line straight.

15. Throw away first sheet as cat chased the scissors, and tore the paper.

16. Cut second sheet of paper to size - by putting cat in the bag the present came in.

17. Place present on paper.

18. Lift up edges of paper to seal in present. Wonder why edges don't reach. Realize cat is between present and paper. Remove cat.

19. Place object on paper, to hold in place while tearing transparent sticky tape.

20. Spend 20 minutes carefully trying to remove transparent sticky tape from cat with pair of nail scissors.

21. Seal paper with sticky tape, making corners as neat as possible.

22. Look for roll of ribbon. Chase cat down hall in order to retrieve ribbon.

23. Try to wrap present with ribbon in a two-directional turn.

24. Re-roll ribbon and remove paper, which is now torn due to cat's enthusiastic ribbon chase.

25. Repeat steps 13-20 until you reach last sheet of paper.

26. Decide to skip steps 13-17 in order to save time and reduce risk of losing last sheet of paper. Retrieve old cardboard box that is the right size for sheet of paper.

27. Put present in box, and tie down with string.

28. Remove string, open box and remove cat.

29. Put all packing materials in bag with present and head for locked room.

30. Once inside lockable room, lock door and start to relay out paper and materials.

31. Remove cat from box, unlock door, put cat outside door, close and relock.

32. Repeat previous step as often as is necessary (until you can hear cat from outside door)

33. Lay out last sheet of paper. (This will be difficult in the small area of the toilet, but do your best)

34. Discover cat has already torn paper. Unlock door go out and hunt through various cupboards, looking for sheet of last year's paper. Remember that you haven't got any left because cat helped with this last year as well.

35. Return to lockable room, lock door, and sit on toilet and try to make torn sheet of paper look presentable.

36. Seal box, wrap with paper and repair by very carefully sealing with sticky tape. Tie up with ribbon and decorate with bows to hide worst areas.

37. Label. Sit back and admire your handiwork, congratulate yourself on completing a difficult job.

38. Unlock door, and go to kitchen to make drink and feed cat.

39. Spend 15 minutes looking for cat until coming to obvious conclusion.

40. Unwrap present, untie box and remove cat.

41. Go to store and buy a gift bag